Disclaimer: The characters in the following story are the original creation of Joss Whedon and are owned by Mutant Enemy. I am borrowing these characters from Mr. Whedon's series "Buffy the Vampire Slayer". No infringement of rights is intended.
Lets Talk About Sex
Warning: If you are offended by the depiction of sex between two males, or if you are under 18 years old you should not read this story.
Rated NC-17 for Smut and Slash
Set in an AU Season 6. Buffy is alive but Spikes affection for her is platonic (for want of encouragement) and hey, who expects a vampire to be celibate? ***Complete ***
Unlife takes an interesting turn when Xander visits Spike with an unusual proposal
PART 1 Beware of Xander bearing Gifts
PART 2 Vampire Graffiti
PART 3 Blood on the Streets
PART 4 A Lick and a Promise
PART 5 Behind Blue Eyes
PART 6 Careless Whisper
PART 7 Wake up and make Love
PART 8 Girls just wanna have Fun
PART 9 Pandoras Box of Brownies
PART 10 Trust I Seek
PART 11 - U-Turn
PART 12 L for Lonely
PART 13 - Return Policy
PART 14 - Payback
PART 15 The I in Imagination
PART 16 Ive got Friends in low Places
PART 17 After Dark
PART 18 Tales from the Crypt
PART 19 A Tell-tale Heart
PART 20 It was the Nightingale
PART 21 Carte Blanche
PART 22 Where The Demon-y Things Are
PART 23 Dancing with Death
PART 23.5 Lingering
PART 24 The Sounds of Silence
PART 25 Morning has Broken
PART 26 You Must be Joking
PART 27 Always Does
PART 28 Long Distance
PART 29 Saturday Night Fever
PART 30 The Big Bomb-Clock
PART 31 I See you Shiver with Anticipation
PART 32 With a Vengeance
PART 33 Sex, Truth and Audio
PART 34 Its only a Custom, right?
PART 35 Triangulations
PART 36 Practice Makes Perfect I
PART 37 Practice Makes Perfect II
PART 38 Once More with Enthusiasm complete!
New: A sappy little epilogue (written more than a year ago, but never archived)
Yay! I won the Candy Store Award (Xander Session) for Best Threesome! My first award!
Many thanks to Marcee for fast and reliable beta-reading, Nmissi for good counsel and Xanpet for a spot of betaing. Other helpful people who should get mentioned are: HarmonyFB, Firehorse, Kimi and Mr. Estepheia.
I will soon convert the whole series into a downloadable e-book so people can read it on their PALM.