TITLE: Sex with a Man

TITLE: Sex with a Man.

AUTHOR: xanpet2000@aol.com

PART: 1/1 I assure you!

RATING: NC17 (sorry!)

SUMMARY: Green Eggs and Ham will never be the same again.

SPOILERS: The butler did it.

DISTRIBUTION: You want this?!

DISCLAIMER: Spike and Xander belong to Joss et al, Green Eggs and Ham to Dr. Seuss although I doubt either will want them back soiled.

FEEDBACK: Be gentle with me.

DEDICATION: Blame Sara, she sent me the transcript!

Sex with a Man.

I am Xan.

Xan I am.

That Xan-I-am.

I do not like,

That Xan-I-am.

Do you like sex with a man?

I do not like it,

Xan-I-am.

Would you like it here or there?

I would not like it here or there.

I would not like it anywhere.

I do not like sex with a man.

I do not like it Xan-I-am.

Would you like it in the crypt?

Would you like it with a whip?

I do not like it in the crypt.

I do not like it with a whip.

I do not like it here or there.

I do not like it anywhere.

I do not like sex with a man.

I do not like it Xan-I-am.

Would you like it in your socks?

Would you like us rubbing cocks?

Not in my socks.

Not rubbing cocks.

Not in the crypt.

Not with a whip.

I would not do it here or there.

I would not do it anywhere.

I would not have sex with a man.

I would not do it Xan-I-am.

Would you, could you, in Peaches’ car?

Drive me crazy, go that far!

I would not, could not, in *his* car.

You may like it,

Here with me.

I would not, could not, can’t you see,

Not in *his* car now let me be.

I do not like it in my socks,

I do not like it, rubbing cocks,

I do not like it in the crypt,

I do not like it with a whip,

I do not like it here or there,

I do not like it anywhere.

I do not like sex with a man,

I do not like it, Xan-I-am.

A train! A train!

Could you, would you,

On a train?

Not on a train! Can’t you see?

Not in *his* car! Xan! Let me be.

I would not, could not, in my socks.

I would not, could not, rubbing cocks.

I will not do it with a whip,

I will not do it in the crypt.

I will not do it here or there,

I will not do it anywhere.

I do not have sex with a man.

I do not like it, Xan-I-am.

Say!

In the dark?

Here in the park?

Would you could you in the dark?

I would not could not in the park!

Would you, could you, in the rain?

I would not, could not, in the rain.

Not in the dark, not on a train.

Not in *his* car, why can’t you see?

I do not like it Xan, let me be!

Not in the crypt. Not rubbing cocks.

Not with a whip. Not in my socks.

I will not have it here or there.

I do not like it anywhere!

You do not like sex with a man?

I do not like it Xan-I-am.

Could you, would you, lick my scrote?

I would not, could not lick your scrote!

Take my cum right down your throat?

I could not, would not, down my throat.

I will not, will not, lick your scrote.

I will not do it in the rain,

I will not do it on a train,

Not in the park, Xan can’t you see,

Not in *his* car! You let me be!

I do not like it in my socks,

I do not like it, rubbing cocks,

I will not do it in the crypt,

I do not like it with a whip,

I do not like it here or there,

I do not like it ANYWHERE!

I do not like sex with a man.

I do not like it,

Xan-I-am.

You do not like it,

So you say.

Try it! Try it!

And you may.

Try it and you may, I say.

Xan!

If you will let me *fucking* be,

I will try it.

You will see.

(He tries it, twice!)

Say!

I like sex with a man!

I do! I like it, Xan-I-am!

And I would do it, lick your scrote.

And I’d take your cum right down my throat,

And I will do it in the rain,

And in the dark. And on the train.

And in *his* car. What fun whoopee!

You are so good, so good for me!

So I will do it in my socks,

And I will do it, rubbing cocks.

And I will do it in the crypt.

And I will do it with a whip.

And I will do it here and there.

Say! I will do it ANYWHERE!

I do so like

Sex with a man!

Thank-you

Xan-I-am!

Xanpet.

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